I came. I tested. I Ctrl+Alt+Deleted.
Originally hired as a humble QA in the Quality department, I quickly rose through the ranks—mostly by fixing the printer and teaching everyone the ancient art of „Have you tried turning it off and on again?” My unofficial job title was the Tech Whisperer, Chrome Tab Savior, and Supreme Commander of All HDMI Cables.
When I wasn’t saving the company from the horrors of broken Quiktrace and missing Excel macros, I was secretly training for my true passion: becoming a world-class ballerina. Yes, the tutu fits. And no, I don’t do pirouettes for free.
My time here was filled with bugs, builds, broken label printers, and unforgettable colleagues (you know who you are). But now it’s time for me to dance off into the sunset—gracefully, with perfect form, and ideally without spraining anything.
